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Batman

Whoever typed this in your an idiot. You should ALL know who the god-damned batman is. Shame on you
Chuck Norris or Batman ? A: Batman. No shit
by Supermicklovin October 11, 2011
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The Bateman

"The Bateman" is a cocktail made up on the spot at parties.

Made by getting the biggest container available (usually a vase or jug) and you pour in any alcoholic beverages you have at your disposal.

The end result can be either really nice, or really nasty - it just depends what you poured in.
"Hey, Doug, what is that you're drinking out of that vase?"

"This? Oh, it's The Bateman!"

"Is it good?"

"Hell yeah!"
by GBateman October 15, 2008
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Holy Balls Batman

Holy Balls Batman. a word generally used when something is completely stupid, idiotic, or just simply crazy. Others might also use it with sarcasm.
"Holy Balls Batman, Are you stupid!?"

"That was a Holy Balls Batman stunt!"
by King-G January 8, 2012
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Negative, Batman!

Can I borrow your car?
Negative, Batman!
by Gemini618 October 30, 2016
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Bateman'd

to have your debate partner ditch you at the last minute for someone else
Mike was Bateman'd at Haverford
by Joe October 18, 2004
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Baltimore Crabcake

A devastating punch to the solar plexis or lower sternum, with ones middle knuckle protruding from the rest of his or her fist. If done correctly, the blow will possibly crack the sternum, similar to how one cracks the outer shell of a crab to get to its meat and make crabcakes, which Maryland is famous for. It can also incur internal bleeding, vomiting and perhaps even paralyzation.

It is not often used as it requires a great deal of force, and in the time the said Baltimoreon is charging up for his vicious blow, the other contender could easily execute a jab to the face or ribs, rendering the potential Crabcake useless and thus turning the tide of the fight.

Less known among the actual folk of Baltimore, it's more used among Baltimoreons who have left the city and use the attack as a sense of self pride for their birth city when in danger.

Heard to be reffered to also as a Dundalk Crabcake and a Chesapeake Punch. Similar moves from non-Baltimoreons have been jokingly called things such as The Angry Prairie Dog (reffering to how one out of five knuckles is sticking out, not unlike how a prairie dog rises from his hole to check the area) and The Knuckle of Destiny.
"James got into a fight with a guy in Tampa last week. Do you know the details?"

"Yeah, the guy was too busy mouthing off to his friends to notice James had wound up for a Baltimore Crabcake. The guy fell like a sack of shit."
by sixguns3 December 19, 2008
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Batman & Robin

1. Gay duo 2. Batman gives and Robin receives Pitching & Catching
The film "Brokeback Mountain" was about a Batman & Robin.
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2010
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