Alarm Call

Spunking into someones face whilst they are asleep.

Also could be "wake up call"

"So, you need to wake up at 6, no problem"

by Smilie June 14, 2004

Alarm Cat

Early in the morning, around sunrise, the lovely little fur-ball that slept by you night decides to get up. She trots over to her bowl, which is empty ... Then, she comes back into the bedroom and meows at the top of her lungs - for the sole purpose of waking your lazy butt up to get her something to eat!

Diane: I am so tired. My Alarm Cat went off at 6am today! I have to start feeding that cat at night.

by Diba Diane February 8, 2010

azamir

A huge phenomenal or literally a beast that is not easily beaten;

Do azamir and you will win.

by azamir January 1, 2017

Azareya

Azareya is a free spirit. He is a fun guy to hang around. When you first meet him he is very shy but after a while, he changes.

Azareya is a cool person

by John Knightson September 24, 2020

azara9

A good fucking mc player with

Jada9 was killed by azara9
trippenyo was slain by azara9

by azara9 October 15, 2021

False Alarm

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

by Ratedout October 4, 2008

boobie alarm clock

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.

Hey baby, I have an early meeting, can I get a boobie alarm clock for 6AM.

by Codewarrior128 November 9, 2013