The scale of awesomeness is a basic 0-10 scale, with as many as 3 decimal places (0.001). The highest ranking, and only perfect ten is Bugs Bunny. There are absolutely no exceptions to this. The scale does not refer to music in any way, except that musicians can be put on the scale according to thier non-musical awesome. The scale is not a perfect line, it is more of a curve. So 9.9 is actually many times farther from 10 as 9.8 is to 9.9.
10: Bugs Bunny
9.98: Chuck Norris
9.96: the Fonz
9.87: pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks, vikings, cavemen, etc.
It is recomended that due to the massive amount of awesome in existence, you should mark harshly, for example:
batman= 9.3, spiderman= 8.7, fantastic four= 4
10: Bugs Bunny
9.98: Chuck Norris
9.96: the Fonz
9.87: pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks, vikings, cavemen, etc.
It is recomended that due to the massive amount of awesome in existence, you should mark harshly, for example:
batman= 9.3, spiderman= 8.7, fantastic four= 4
alphonzo Jifalaphydog: "man, what do you think of Bill and Ted?"
Nasshole racer: "about 9.6 on the Scale of awesomeness"
Nasshole racer: "about 9.6 on the Scale of awesomeness"
by Spencer Crispin June 18, 2008
An object, idea, or action involving two or more objects, ideas, or actions that are somehow combined, by any method, to create a new and improved entity of awesome that is so awesome that one cannot pry themselves away, becoming trapped in awesomeness.
Very different from Vortex of Awesomeness
Very different from Vortex of Awesomeness
by Chazzle-razz January 15, 2013
A guy or girl that is basically succeeding at everything that a person is supposed to be, according to social expectations. (i.e. the right clothes, job, house, ride, good looking, in shape, tech savvy, environmental, financially astute) and it annoys the bejesus out of you because they know it and are quietly smug and condescending in general attitude.
Hey man have you talked to Dave lately?
Who? You mean Mr. Awesome?
Dude, I know. He makes me hate my life.
Yeah, he'll remind you of that too.
Hey Jenny, where were you Thursday?
Volunteering at Amnesty International.
Oh Jeez. You're a real Ms. Awesome.
Who? You mean Mr. Awesome?
Dude, I know. He makes me hate my life.
Yeah, he'll remind you of that too.
Hey Jenny, where were you Thursday?
Volunteering at Amnesty International.
Oh Jeez. You're a real Ms. Awesome.
by silas9s February 06, 2008
A person with the highest degree of being Awesome.
Although it's now used as another word for cool, it literally means something that strucks awe. Something so amazing, one is in awe seeing it. But like I said, nowadays it's used just like cool.
The best person you will ever know
Although it's now used as another word for cool, it literally means something that strucks awe. Something so amazing, one is in awe seeing it. But like I said, nowadays it's used just like cool.
The best person you will ever know
by Yellowsub999(AKA) Sir Awesome July 06, 2011
A rather muscular Russian who walks around with his arms out to his side. Has no fear and loves to start fights for no reason. Mr Awesome is a typical meathead . Shaved head and tattoos are characteristics of a meathead. Also known as a hardass. If he's not GTL he's fixing or racing motorcycles.
by Mr Honda December 14, 2010
by blackseeza June 11, 2012
I think I'll awesome/nasty that girl in my English class, she seems like a real freak. Maybe we could go canoeing after.
by Ebola Aid March 26, 2010