9 August

Post your girlfriend day!

-What day is it?
-Oh, it’s 9 August, you should post your girl!

by Heyday29482 August 8, 2021

August 16th

August 16th is National relationship day, appreciate your significant other by sending this to them wishing they have the best week

August 16th is a national day!

by jellymadebyspongebob August 15, 2021

August 15

August 15th is the day that the most wonderful person in the world was born. They’re incredibly seggsy and deserve all of the kisses. They’re super swag even though they’re a leo (ew).

Ava: Happy birthday!
Angel: My birthday was on August 15, you’re three months late.

by capriizun November 24, 2021

August 5th

Send your boyfriend a tit or/and booty pic.

Hey it’s August 5th time to send a tit or/and booty pic to your boyfriend

by True facts 2020 July 27, 2021

August 16th

If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth

Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

August 17th

They best day of the year. When all goats are born. Lil pump the goat was born on this day

“Hey you guys know CJ was born in August 17th”
“Yeah totally why he’s the goat”

by Shamman October 16, 2019

August 20th

A birthday at the end of the astrological sign of Leo but before Virgo officially begins. People born on this day often exhibit personality traits similar to Virgos. They are likely to be perfectionists.

She was born on August 20th? No wonder she acts like a Virgo.

by SillyDuckie May 10, 2009