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alaskan blow torch

Alaskan blow torch is were a male dips his penis in kerosene and proceeds to light his dick on fire and a female extinguish's His dick with her mouth.
"I have kerosene, so why not do the alaskan blow torch!"
by dissel69 December 15, 2014
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Alaskian pipeline

When you take a huge fucking shit into a condom put it in the freezer and then insert it into someone’s asshole
Josh: mully give me that alaskian pipeline
Mully: no we will get kicked out of the boys
by Olivia.Merry.Bear.203 November 4, 2021
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alaskan pollywog soup

semen; gak; man milk; slime; penis putty; cum; splooge; cock slobber; the great white gumbo; egg drop soup; and paste.
This bitch ate enough alaskan pollywog soup to keep her fat all winter.
by xenoflux May 30, 2006
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Alaska

A big, cold, barren state of the United States and the 49th state admitted to the Union, lying on the far NW corner of North America. It has a whole plethora of mountains, river valleys and forests. With some 600,000 or so residents, it has the lowest population density of any state. Some 65% of the state is government-owned land. Juneau is the capital and Anchorage is the largest city.

The Ididarod dogsled race is in Alaska and is a major event.

No, Alaska is not a state where the only inhabitants are Eskimos. The Eskimos live mostly in villages in the far north and hunt and fish for food. Most of Alaska is white and primarily vote Republican.

Most residents in Alaska work in mining/extracting, government and tourism. Alaska was originally called Seward's Folly until oil and gold were found in the late 19th Century. Alaska has gobbles amounts of oil reserves and has the Alaskan Pipeline going from Fairbanks to Valdez. The state's huge oil reserves and natural resources actually make it one of America's richest state's per-capita.
Alaska is a big but beautiful and rich state.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 6, 2008
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Alaskan Snow Crab

When you cum in a girls ass, then demand said female to fart it out into your hand. You then proceed to smack her in the face with your cummy hand. Thus, The Alaskan Snow Crab.
"dude, I alaskan snow crabbed that bitch so good."
by Robdasauto November 11, 2009
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Alaskan Snow Shoe

When you step in your own ejaculation, usually aiming to coat the bottom of your foot in it. Then you place said foot in a females face and she licks the ejaculate off the bottom of your foot.
Jeff: I'm going to the University of Alaska
Chris: What is there to do in Alaska?
Jeff: Well, you can snow shoe
Chris: I gave your sister an Alaskan Snow Shoe!
by AlaskanSnowShoeWHORE July 15, 2009
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North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch

An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.
Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.

Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.

Tom: OH FUCK!
by Drpun May 18, 2009
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