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X-Mas AnXiety 

The overwhelming feeling of anxiety that you get when the Christmas holiday celebrations are less than a week away and you are NOT ready. This means that you have way more presents to buy and not enough time and/or the funds to do so...OR...You suffer from perfectionist tendencies and no gift you buy will ever be good enough for that special loved one.
I was gonna stop by and visit, but I got a real bad case of X-mas AnXiety and had to go home and make a to do list.
X-Mas AnXiety by superdupersassy December 18, 2022
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Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

Cyber Social Anxiety 

Cyber Social Anxiety is a condition that someone has when they have a fear of socialising with others online possibly due to past experiences getting cyber bullied, doxxed, or even no reason at all.

Typically, those people may have little to no online presence, including no social media and may request not to have their pictures taken in case it shows up online where they would get made fun of.
“Why don’t you have an Instagram?”

“Because I have Cyber Social Anxiety.”

“What’s that?”

“Same thing with Social Anxiety but online.”

Pre-parental anxiety 

Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.
Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.

gay social anxiety 

The social anxiety gays feel about interacting with other gays, especially at a crowded lgbt establishment such as a gay bar or club.
My gay friend: Hey wanna go to (gay bar name) tonight?
Me (also gay): I can’t deal with all these gays tonight, too much gay social anxiety.
gay social anxiety by Dill_111 February 11, 2024

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder 

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

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.9.I Am Horny, Shy, Trouble Paying Attention Whilst Garnering Anxiety.9.
.9.I Am Horny, Shy, Trouble Paying Attention Whilst Garnering Anxiety.9.