Summer Activities Consultant

a boyfriend/girlfriend who spends the entire summer with you

Troy Bolton: Your summer activities consultant has arrived
Gabriella Montez: Hopefully some of those activities will include a job

by chickenquesadilla June 18, 2021

octopus activities

IF "squid game " is a bad word at your school then say octopus activities. Much better option

A: dude have you ever watched octopus activities
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*

by kionchan123 October 29, 2023

Left nut activity

Used on videos, images, or on people that are cringe, sus, dumb, ugly, mentally disabled, furries.

Friend: Yo, look at that furry.

Me: bro was definitely born from the left nut.

Friend: that's some left nut activity!

by Glizzygang420 January 22, 2023

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 03, 2024

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 31, 2024

Extracollegiate Activities

Any activities frowned upon by society that occur within the confines of a college campus or during enrollment with said college.
Usually illegal in nature, and leading to criminal charges.
Ex. Underage Drinking, random sex, killing a midget with a towel rack.

Kyle: Say, lets go get wasted and then kill a hooker!
Tom: Sure, I'd love some extracollegiate activities.

by kb182 March 05, 2010

Activity

The act of partying with your friends non-stop

Are you activity today??

by Dangelodaimaku July 08, 2022