Awesome Sauce

A substance extremely similar to Crack.

The difference, however, is one is made as the result of unicorns firing magical lasers into the sun, which, in turn, refracts a fire-rainbow onto the moon, where it is then collected by space chinchillas, packaged in crystal jars made from orphan tears, and sent in a rocket back to Earth.

The other you just buy from your local Jimmy.

...Wait, wait, WHAT?

That's not even CLOSE to Awesome Sauce, biddy, WHAT WRONG WIT YOU?

by Lumennex August 28, 2011

Awsomely Awkward

Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.

1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!

2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??

1. Flippin awsome!!!

by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010

awsomenesstissity

the coolest thing ever

this shoe store is awsomenesstissity

by DCREDDS June 28, 2016

awesomefagacy

The homosexual state of having fun; Something totally awesome. (in a gay way)

Damn, sucking dick is such an awesomefagacy

by _PkInGz21_ September 30, 2003

awesomeatastic

When the awesomeatastity of a situation, object or person has moved beyond of the realm of 'awesome' and had reached new levels never thought of before by mankind.

"Dude! Your new car is awesomeatastic !"

by Transypoo February 20, 2009

Assometer

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"
2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

by copter32 August 24, 2008

awesomeify

(verb): to make (someone or something) awesome or more awesome

I need to awesomeify my sister's room now that she's off to college.

I'm totally awesomefying my pad this weekend.

by wasupwiththat December 2, 2009