fuck me with an aids dick

The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.

In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"

by rytola April 12, 2014

Aids

Alcohol induced drippy shits the shits you get the next day after drinking to much

i'm definitely getting aids if i drink jack tonight

by square one December 24, 2010

AIDS

After Intense Drinking Shits

Just had AIDS, last night was crazy.

by schroedz April 29, 2010

Super Aids

Which can only be obtained by being raped by two gay men in THA BUTT HOLE then having fun with a downtown hooker who's cheaper than the clothes she is wearing. Consisting of all sexual contracted diseases.

I was having a great night till' those assholes gave me Super Aids.

by SleepingDante October 27, 2010

AIDS

AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome

-noun
a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.

Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?"

Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."

by mariahneu April 20, 2009

Good Aids

Aquired immmune deficiency symdrome but with a moral component added by conservative hatemongers.
Thus good aids is from a contaminated blood transfusion or other acident.
Bad Aids is from being a "GAYIST" or an addict

He may have aids, but its Good Aids hes no gayer

by dregj September 4, 2012

Ghona-herpe-siphil-aids

the mixing of the the STD's ghonarreah, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS.

Dude you got a serious case fo ghona-herpe-siphil-aids from that skiggity.

by s;dfkhjns; September 10, 2008