lawn potatoes

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.

Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.

by angrybitch1970 October 03, 2009

Love Potato

Kinda like a couch potato and a mouse potato. A love potato wants to do nothing but to lay in bed with his/her partner and make love all day long.

Singular: Denis is such a love potato, hes been in the house with Annie for days now.
Plural: Denis and Annie are love potatoes.

by ThatRussian June 10, 2015

potato shingles

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.

You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.

by galute January 12, 2017

Limp Potato

An unreponsive medical patient that is limp like a potato.

She was unresponsive to the point that she was dead weight or limp like a limp potato.

by Ugly Ducks February 22, 2012

Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

by hazeystorm May 22, 2017

Uneducated Potato

What you call somebody when they make a mistake.

Nikhita called Jazmine an uneducated potato.

by JazzyUnicorn01 April 08, 2020

Rock or Potato

Phrase derived from the traveling game Rock or Potato (where upon seeing an object of questionable nature one member of the group asks Rock or Potato and each member of the group must declare Rock or Potato before approaching the object). This phrase is used to indicate the positive or negative nature of a statement.

"Oh man Jessica, I hooked up with this guy last night..."

"OOOOooh! Rock or Potato? "
"Rock ;)"
"Yeah gurl!"

by Cummingtonite December 08, 2010