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fuck a duck and see what hatches 

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!

fuck a maid to tears

when something doesn't work as planned and screws up everything, u say this.
see damnit
well fuck a maid to tears, this damn piece wont fit.
fuck a maid to tears by USA201 August 30, 2005

Fuck a Brick 

When an individual intends to say "fuck a duck" and "shit a brick" in consecutive order, but the thoughts have become muddled in their mind, thus resulting in a shortened word, containing elements from both expletives.

Similarly, the individual may say "shit a duck", although this is less commonly encountered.
Jack: Did you see the fucking tits on that MILF?

Vella: Now that is some quality boobage.

Stuart: Fuck a brick
Fuck a Brick by stuartbigdick November 21, 2009

fuck a duck 

Definition: to let others know that YOU'RE in control of the situation.

"I'LL fuck this duck, you just hold the tail up".
fuck a duck by LadyDi June 23, 2003

Go fuck a horse 

You couldnt if you tried
m8 i told barry to go fuck a horse yesterday but he went for a beer instead
Go fuck a horse by _QuebeC_ April 18, 2017

Fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the Yiffs 

on January 2nd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not. Same as most Fuck a furry days
Person 1: It's fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the yiffs-
person 2: Nonononono not that shit again, i still need therapy from last time
person 2: please, i beg you, please please please
Person 1: You have to.