Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.
by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010
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1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
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Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.
- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.
- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.
Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace
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Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.
- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.
- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.
Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace
YES
by Pabst Blue beer June 10, 2010
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Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night
Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3
Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio
Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3
Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio
by Dart god October 13, 2019
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by Kangarooooo24 June 30, 2016
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She got Steinkamp drunk, reached for the door handle of the car and fell out.
Phone conversation:
'You got quiet, what are you doing?' -girl
'Peeing on my neighbors lawn'-high maintenance hillbilly
'Aren't you in a wealthy gated community?'-girl
'Oh yeah...the neighbors are going to shit.'-high maintenance hillbilly
'You're Steinkmap drunk'-girl
She got Steinkamp drunk, reached for the door handle of the car and fell out.
Phone conversation:
'You got quiet, what are you doing?' -girl
'Peeing on my neighbors lawn'-high maintenance hillbilly
'Aren't you in a wealthy gated community?'-girl
'Oh yeah...the neighbors are going to shit.'-high maintenance hillbilly
'You're Steinkmap drunk'-girl
by Drunkenmascot December 8, 2012
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