Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010

Wet donkey

When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.

Okay Michelle, I'm finished, now get on my back and give me a wet donkey

by JHenbo May 16, 2020

Wet Cheese

The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.

Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.

Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.

by kenjatime May 4, 2020

wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 4, 2009

Wet Kev

A Wet Kev is were a girl places her legs behind her head and is spun by a number of guys which then cum on her while she is still spinning.

Dave: Hey Lucy do you want a wet kev?

Lucy: I think i'll pass

by Ethan "Dave" Rogers August 1, 2007

wet chops

Another name for a vagina

I hate it when i'm in the spa and everyone sees my wet chops !!

by Greymouth536 June 15, 2011

Wet Socket

A slutty female. An easy lay. Requires little more than attention to drop them panties.

I hear the new girl in accounting is a wet socket. I'm going to ask her to get a drink after work. I'll let you smell my fingers tomorrow braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017