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jump the shark

The precise moment when you know a tv show, rock band, or actor has gone downhill.
by VAKI5 May 8, 2005
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Cronulla Sharks

The best team in the NRL (Rugby League). A lot better than every other team.
"Gee, the Cronulla sharks are so freaking awesome."
"GO THE SHARKIES."
by Mattyy00 June 2, 2008
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Shark Tank

The "Shark Tank" refers to HP Pavilion in San Jose, Ca. It's home to the popular San Jose Sharks hockey franchise which played it's first NHL game at the "Shark Tank" around 1993.
Dude, the "Shark Tank" was rocking last night when they won in overtime.
by Shark fan May 9, 2006
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sharks ass

The burning feeling in your ass when you take a shit after eating really hot spicy food the day before.
Dude, those habaneros are gonna give you some wicked sharks ass!
by spicy-food-dude June 7, 2009
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loan shark

someone of a very shady reputation, whom you would borrow money from only as a last resort. they'll charge outrageous interest, and if you fail to pay up, they'll send some of their goons to break your legs.
i borrowed money from vito the loan shark. i missed a payment, and his thugs come around and broke my arm!
by andrew July 21, 2004
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Shark Punch

A powerful and explosive uppercut delivered to the an unsuspecting females vagina from below.

(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)
Dude, I never saw that "Shark Punch" coming and I don't think her vagina saw it either.

Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!
by Da Mad M September 9, 2010
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Bear with a shark

A security system made by StrongBad of homestarrunner.com to protect beloved StrongBadia from enemies...Or scare The Cheat.
Because da Cheat, he's always afraid when he sees a... a...bear holding a...shark?
by Adolf December 7, 2004
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