Beat around the bush

When you have such copious amounts of pubic hair, that you have to reach around your bush to pull your monkey, causing an inconvenient delay.

Big Easy: Yo bro, my wife won’t let me smash so I’ve had to tug on my rope lately. It’s also no shave November, so I’ve had to beat around the bush.

Tyrant: When you say beating around the bush, you mean like delaying the shaving of your man shrubs?

Big Easy: No I literally have to beat around my bush. I got more hair down there than Rapunzel.

Tyrant: Sounds like a hairy situation.

by Stoney69 November 30, 2019

slap dicking around

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

by Pussy master January 22, 2014

don't piss me around

an exclamation demanding someone stops wasting one's time.

Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.

by Ned Stoat November 28, 2013

roll around

to be totally fucking lazy all day. laying on the couch, unwashed and embarrassing

"i dont know where the day went.. i just rolled around all day."

"i roll around every sunday"

by katiekelly January 20, 2009

titting around

generally wasting time, but not a very strong phrase.

Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting
Titting around.

by Whapcapn January 23, 2006

Junking Around

To hang out with friends but do nothing since there is nothing better to do. Often leads to general mischief.

Person A: "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Person B: "Ah, not much. we're just junking around."
Person A: "Oh. Hey, wanna go set off some firecrackers?"

by Nanook18 October 21, 2007

Dicking Around

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.

When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.

by MadamexXx March 17, 2009