In response to Moustache March, women have decided to not shave their cooter for the month of March.
Sandy will be participating in Muff March this year since her boyfriend is growing a creepy mustache.
by ilovemilo March 24, 2009
Get the Muff March mug.The act performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. The female equivalent of road head. A derivative of muff diving- the act of jumping face first into a soaking wet vagina, also known as a muff. While the term muff may be outdated, and used to describe a hairy pussy, most hungry/ horny people know, no muff is too tough.
This chick likes teasing guys at the bar and then take them muff driving. They think they're impressive by going down on her at the wheel. Therefore getting some action, with a free ride home. Any opportunity for a dirt road, or construction, is ceased to intensify the vibrations for her pleasure. A bench seat is recommended.
by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018
Get the Muff Driving mug.an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.
The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.
The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.
by CKE December 25, 2007
Get the muff dive mug.After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.
by steeda December 26, 2005
Get the anal muff mug.by LilJOnwhattt July 14, 2005
Get the Muff Rat mug.Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.
by Dr.RobLoveStone March 24, 2009
Get the Muff Hawk mug.When a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.
I was banned from a web chat site because I was tired of dudes flashing me, so I gave them a muff-bluff
by bringerofgoodtimes April 3, 2011
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