joel peat

Joel Peat is the name of the guitarist in the band Lawson. His particular talents include git-fiddling, cooking, and being able to read the minds of his fellow band mates.

Friend 1: Do you like Joel Peat?
Friend 2: Yes! He's my favourite out of Lawson.

by cxndidluke November 29, 2014

Joel

He's most definitely hott, rude but you know you like it... A Joel is well endowed. He drives a Dodge and is funny as fuck.

Joel looks mighty fine tonight!

by Jamal505 August 11, 2024

Kick a Joel day

On November 26th, everyone named Joel must be kicked, you may notice it’s the day before kick a furry day and that’s because all Joels are furries

Boy do i love Kick a Joel day

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer October 14, 2022

Joel

Avoidant and distant. Don't try to understand a Joel. He understands all and refuses to succumb to mushy feelings. Joel doesn't want to read palms. Stop asking

“I asked my Maggie to read my palm and they said no.”

“Woah. She is being such a Joel.”

by brandyTheQueen November 27, 2021

joel

Joel is so dumb and just the most annoying person in the whole school. He thinks he's hot shit but he sucks at everything.

"Whos that?"
"Oh that's Joel, the loser"

by ARoche February 5, 2020

Joel

To remove or ban a member of a group on a social media platform, typically with no warning and extreme prejudice.

The admins decided to joel the member immediately. The member was joeled from the group.

by EvilGopher October 28, 2021

Joel

A average lithium listener Indian lover bozo that does not have mega knight. Joel’s are known to be bad at Clash Royale and are unable to beat Sebastian’s.

Sevastino: 1v1 right now Joel.
Joel: no my name is Joel so I’m going to lose.
Sevastino: 😹😹😹

by sevastino July 2, 2022