case of crispies

case of light beer

"Could smash CFA and a case of crispies for $40"

by crispy_boy August 7, 2018

Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020

Crispy

Generally relating to being very old.

Man, your grandpa's gotten real crispy recently.

by Reprovague August 2, 2022

Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

by ZakiahGrant July 5, 2021

Crispy Bitch

A Vietnam Vet who was severely burned in the war, that won’t shut the fuck up.

Man, Gramps is being a Crispy Bitch again.

by Isdustbinn March 30, 2020

crispy

hair by crispy asf

hey did you see hair by chrissy?
oh you mean hair by crispy?

by leslieiscooler October 17, 2020

Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.

Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night

by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021