I'm chargin'

Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"

Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.

Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."

by mrawesometheawesome April 3, 2010

I'm ceying

when you laugh,cry and wanna die all in the same moment. some call it a disorder but i call it yolo. you use "im ceying" when you see something really funny but you don't know whether to cry from laughing or cry from life problems.

someone : *sends a meme of ant-man going up thanos' ass*

me : "I'M CEYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

by lol monika October 12, 2019

i'm terrible

Last night I when to get ice-cream and when I ordered I asked for two instead of one, than I killed 3 kids in a drunk rage

I want to murder my family, I'm terrible

by CatDragon23 January 19, 2020

I'm with stupid

Something you often wear on your T-shirt when next to a sibling in a family photo.

Dad: Son, why does your shirt say "I'm with stupid"?
Son: Because I am with my brother!
Dad: You're adopted

by SomeIdiot0nTheWeb May 5, 2022

I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.

Do you have a big dick?
I'm moby.

by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012

I'm Bored

A state in which you have absolutely nothing to do so you search up "i'm bored" on urban dictionary and somehow found this. Your welcome bitch.

Examples of things people do when they are bored

1. Text their friends and ask them to call and the proceed to say nothing for two hours

2. Go one urban dictionary "There has gotta be something funny on there,right?"

3. Stare at the ceiling and pretend the ceiling fan will crash on top of them

4. Play video games

5. Go outside and throw snowballs at trees

Jason: I'm boredddddddddddd

absolutely no one responded because Jason is alone just like all of us,we are all alone.

by Bruh_Moment45736 May 19, 2021

I'm an Army but

"I'm an Army but.." is used by the K-Pop community to justify their hateful statements about BTS or Army, although they are NOT part of BTS's fandom nor do they like BTS in the slightest. The phrase got invented by haters when BTS's popularity skyrocketed in 2017 because many Kpoppies felt that their oppars and uknees fame was threatened by BTS's impact.

Kpoppies: Ew, BTS is so overrated

Armys: Keep on hating, you're just jealous.
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

or

Kpoppies: Armys are so annoying oh my god

Armys: You literally wrote something offensive about BTS
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

by shanylae April 5, 2018