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two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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two-adjectives

A way to label individuals to tell others one's evaluation or opinion of who they are.
Strong and fast, are an example of two-adjectives. Smart but smelly, ugly but funny, fat and ugly, fat and friendly, short but cute, tall and arrogant, intelligent but snotty, snobbish but elegant. The other similar method is two-nouns, as in skinny and tall. These two-adjectives or two-nouns help describe characters in plays, for example.
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Take it to a two

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?
by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010
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two-nighter

Spending two nights in a row with a partner. Usually sexual. Usually on weekends (Friday and Saturday).

(lupoprodukto)
I just arranged a two-nighter this weekend with my third-hottest girlfriend.
by lupoprodukto April 12, 2022
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Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019
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Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014
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tacos for two

Tacos for two: defined as two lesbians in the 69 position
"I wonder if those two are enjoying tacos for two."
by 1234ABCD June 28, 2012
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