Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian

Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man

Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies

by Unnamed personally April 12, 2019

im in ur

"Im in ur (noun), (verb) ur (noun)" actually started back in the days of Command and Conquer. When playing against other human players, occasionly one player may say to the other "Im in ur base, killing ur doodz" as in meaning "I'm in you're base, killing your units, and you don't know!" It wasn't untill CounterStrike did the 'craze' actually be known.

Im in ur base, killing ur doodz
Im in ur fridge, eating ur foodz
Im in ur p0rn collection, fapping 2 noodz..

by Arcillion Graves October 20, 2007

ur dumb

calling someone dumb to show you don’t care about them and hate them and that their stupidness is overwhelming

damn ur dumb

by john1345king May 29, 2018

ur mum

The way to answer anything or start an insult, it's even better if who you're talking to doesn't have a mom or their mom is dead.

mainstream kid: Hey what's your favorite fortnite skin?
me irl: ur mum xdddd

kid: M-my mom is dead.... *breaks into tears*
me irl: tHaTs HiLaRiOuS *does fortnite default dance*

by Walaba September 28, 2018

ur mom

a cuss which u say 2 da ppl pissin u off

he u lil pussy , ur mom

by bredda ov da chinks March 26, 2004

Ur mother-in-law fucked ur Papaw

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:then ur grandpap a trap

2:well ur mother-in-law fucked ur papaw
1: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

by milkchocolate10291 March 14, 2018

Ur Brother a Mother and Ur Daughter the Father

The pinnacle of family-sexuality insults. See ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.

Combines 2 rhymes and flows them together flawlessly.

This insult causes the earth itself to quake, the heavens to shudder, and hell to freeze over.

Billy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: well ur dad lesbian
Billy: well ur granny tranny!

Bobby: BRO UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Billy: -glares- UR BROTHER A MOTHER AND UR DAUGHTER THE FATHER
Bobby's soul leaves his body, and his flesh liquefies. The sun darkens, and the earth shakes.

by MoonCzer March 29, 2018