Tard Wranggler 

The customers on the other end of the phone when you work tech support. The act of having many bad customers, over and over. (see also: Tard Support)

Dude, I haven't had any sales today... I'm just a tard wranggler today.

Tard Wranggler by Markforshizzle December 31, 2005

Tard Crusher 

Someone not of full mental capability.

Often used to describe someone with blond hair and blue eyes and glasses.

Also known as "The Milky Bar Kid"

A boy who works with computers around 20years old

Tard Crusher by Joe Cool February 18, 2005

tard hatch 

The hatch that allows "tards into the room"

Who left the Tard Hatch open?

tard hatch by the tard hatch doorman October 28, 2011

tard jar 

One who enjoys a nice salted rim and is a tard.. aka Stacy

Man I can believe that tard jar Stacy likes those salted rims..

tard jar by ArmChairEmperor March 17, 2004

tard jacked 

To be anally assailed upon by one or more Homosexual retard(s)

Spin Tard jacked my 9yr old brother last night.

Thesaurus use:
Tard Jack(ed) - Spin/(Spun)

My cousin John got Spun by spin last night

tard jacked by Droughnought August 10, 2003

tard-bag 

A term used to define a back-pack that is hiked up on the back of a person

Johnny's tard-bag was hiked up onto his shoulders.

tard-bag by whodunnit May 9, 2003

Tard Cake 

A Certain Individual who is a Retard, Fails there exams and has to have help by a member of staff from there school.

What a Tard Cake!!
What a Full on Ree
100% Tard

Tard Cake by kshjsjsk April 12, 2008