Weiner Ass Tart

When you invite a bunch of friends over for a sleep over. When one of the males falls asleep. You insert your penis into his ass, take pictures, then shove your cock in his mouth... and take pictures.

Wow, dude I think some one slipped me roofies. I found some pictures of me getting a Weiner Ass Tart at the party last night. There was a crowd gathered and all.

by Dick nipple, dudley manlove February 21, 2009

mexican pop tart

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate

mexican pop tarts will mess u up

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Tart Fuel

A homemade aphrodisiac.

I guarantee you that the best tart fuel has to have chocolate and a few droplets of a 21 year old woman's sweat.

by Clyde October 17, 2004

Electric Pop-Tart

When a girl zaps a guy in the nuts with a Taser, and then punches them right afterward.

She was so mad that she wanted to give her ex-boyfriend an electric pop-tart.

by Pandorazblog June 16, 2008

strawberry cunt tart

1) A young woman's sweet and rather pink vagina.

2) A strawberry flavored tart shaped like a vagina.

See also strawberry

1)He stuck his tongue inside of her a proceeded to eat her strawberry cunt tart

2)I will bake your strawberry cunt tarts just as soon as find a recipe for tarts.

by A. S. N. "LOLerz" April 23, 2008

Le Tarte It Up

Oft-heard call assigning an amusing statement/anecdote/incident as worthy of entry into the greatest book ever written.

"Shot through, Le Tarte. And you're to blame."

"Le Tarte it up!"

by TallulahMimi August 5, 2009

peter j tart

Combination of "Peter Out" and "Jam Tart". The name that you call someone when they peter out on a plan or party.

James: "I have to head home guys."
Bob: "You're petering out on us man?"
James: "Yeah, have to head out."
Bob: "Oh man, Peter J Tart. I can't believe you're jam tarting on us man!"

by Mitsuda August 10, 2007