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Anal Rocket

When youre taking a shit, you haven't pooped yet, you take some toilet paper and wrap it around your index and middle fingers, and shove them up your ass like a plug while also trying (with maximum effort) to force out the poop. The gas and poo will become so built up in your ass that when you suddenly pull your fingers out of your butt, the poo will rocket out of your ass and splash into the toilet. Upon doing this you may receive a Poseidon's Kiss , but chance of that is minimal if you aim towards the back of the toilet bowl.
"Dude, did you hear that splash from the bathroom?"
"Yeah, John must be doing an anal rocket again..."

"Hey man, why's there water all over the floor?"
"I did the biggest Anal Rocket I've ever seen!"
by ShaggyIguana December 26, 2019
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Anal Smore

When a male or female or tranny has a poop coming out of their anus and a male inserts his penis into the poopy anus while ejaculating. Therefore making an anal smore.

Graham crackers optional.
Bro, I totally anal smored that girl last night.
by MILFHUNTER92 October 19, 2012
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Anal Stick

A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges
Woman: I’m sooooo lonely

Man: Try an anal stick :)
by Gp24 April 27, 2020
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Giving anal

When you let Dominic put his throbbing cock in your butt for a good anal session
Dominic was giving anal lessions all night at the party
by Thirdlegtribe78 February 9, 2020
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anal slinky

a group of five or more males having sex on a staircase and the male at the top finishes on the male behind/below and so forth until the bottom of the stairs
oi fam me and my flatmates did anal slinky last night watch out the stairs are slippery
by ChuckMaster87 January 8, 2017
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Anal Monday

It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass

Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy
Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday
by Bouvier89 January 3, 2010
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Anal Blossom

When you fist a girl's asshole and open your hand when your hand is fully in her ass.
Wow he just anal blossomed her ass!
by DonkeyDicks121 December 22, 2020
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