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Pillow God

(Straight Male Only)

A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.
Him: Bitch suck my dick im pillow god
Her: are gonna eat my pussy ?

Him: negative, I’m pillow God
by SunkOne June 8, 2022
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Sex God

Wow that guy is a Sex God he gets tonnes of pussy
by D Gregg June 6, 2016
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The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.
God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.
by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023
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Got God (Him)?

Do you Got God?
Do you Got Him?
John 3:16 says God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son and who so ever believe in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. So do you Got God (Him)?
by Oweethea April 19, 2021
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god complex

have you seen that woman? she has such a god complex. she’s probably dahlia’s mom.
by blakevsanity May 26, 2021
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Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.
Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
by Odyion June 3, 2024
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