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twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life
CR people are real twitter gods
by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013
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God-Topper

A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.
Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.

Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

Ex3 Godtopper

Jim-

Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?

Frank-

“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.

Jim-

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022
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God Flex

When a place, person, action, thought, visual or sound is just too incredible for words.
‘The logo drum in Amapiano is God Flex!’

Your face is God Flex,’

‘That view of the city is a God Flex,’

‘You 2 together is a God Flex,’
by Lu기 February 25, 2023
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God

The guy who knows everyone including you.
God is the guy you see when you die.
by Calamity 69!!! January 4, 2022
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The Supreme Badminton God

A canadian athlete who is a god at badminton

His name is A$^!@&*** F*_#@^^%$ C$%^8--
HE IS ABSOLUTELY CARCKED
HE IS ALSO A SIMP FOR ASIAN GIRLS
ur mom:Whose the cracked badminton player over there
You: NO WAY THATS THE FUCKING SUPREME BADMINTON GOD
Ur dad: HES LIKE the best god ever
Ur sister: THE supreme badminton god simps for me
the nearby reverse racist: How can he be gud at badminton if hes white
by Supreme Badminton God April 7, 2022
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God Abortion

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.
The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion
by America is the bad place July 12, 2025
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Rizz God Wednesday

day of the week where you ptso and have w rizz
by unholyp November 21, 2022
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