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Kitzinger simp

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well
where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!
by quamboblious quingleton III September 21, 2022
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V1nce Simp

Someone who praises V1nce as if he's a god
They typically have a profile picture of daffy duck (V1nce's pngtuber) and have some cringy name like, "V1nce best!!!"

They don't ever realize that he is quite literally a pngtuber himself, and that his only insult is "shut the heck up!!!1!1"
"Aren't those V1nce Simps on YouTube annoying?"
"Yeah, it's like he's their god"
by Cheese_Sans September 23, 2022
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Old simp

Person who you used to simp for
by ☠️G March 18, 2023
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bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️
Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
by Yippeezz March 19, 2023
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The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.
Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!
by gibblie May 30, 2023
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Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet
Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023
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