Asian-Fuck

Annoying Asian person that get 100% in all their maths tests, making all the white people look like dumb-fucks.

White person: I hate all these Asian-fucks.
Asian-fuck: Why you say that. I am a smarter then you is.
White person: Then who was the first president of the US.
Asian-fuck: Shut-up. I must do my homework.

by caldak17 June 12, 2018

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Bottle Fucking

When a girl takes a bottle of cum and puts it up her vagina and squeezes the bottle so the cum comes out and into her vagina

When i was talking to my girl she confessed that she was bottle fucking and now she’s pregnant

by GrandeednarG October 18, 2019

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fuck swear

If you break the promise you have to fuck the person that you made the promise with.

Paul: You have to fuck swear you won't tell anybody.
Janet: I fuck swear Paul

by spum778 May 8, 2016

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Budget Fuck

(n) - An unfortunate event, or series of unfortunate events, that completely fucks up your financial plans.

Guy One: Did you hear about Bob's house burning down the other day? That really sucks man.

Guy Two: Yea, he was just about to go out and buy a new Corvette before it happened. What a budget fuck.

by Master Exploder 69 February 4, 2009

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Laundry Fuck

A person who leaves their clothes unattended in the dryers or washers. This person usually forgets about their clothes and often leaves them for an extended period of time after their clothes have finished in the unit. This usually takes place in laundry facilities on college campuses. Also, no one wants to take that persons clothes out of said machines.

These laundry fucks totally made me have to wait an extra 40 minutes just for an open dryer!

by Leubert McCracken September 25, 2010

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