A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.

"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

queer fishing

the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".

"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"

by gquia November 25, 2022

fish asf

Kanye West said owie owie owie my hand hurts dude stop owie owie owie
Wabt to date

i want a girl to “poo” on me and touch my balls (testicles) what the helll????? <——— fish asf reaction

by john quinnLOVER32 July 20, 2021

Fish

She is strong independent and career driven loves money and winning. She is obsessed with 3 guys that she won't share with anyone. She will kill you I you touch her man you don't fuck with this chick

Fish on Gotham must watch

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 1, 2020

Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025

bitmoji fishing

When somebody’s bitmoji looks really hot but they snap you a picture of them and they ugly as hell

Robbie:I’m going to add this person because their bitmoji is really cute!
Layla: *sends a picture of herself to Robbie*
Robbie: omg Layla is bitmoji fishing because her bitmoji is cute but she’s not!

by fruityana_ November 6, 2021

Breast fishing

When a female uses a push up bra or some sort of object to make there breast bigger.

Lizbeth is a breast fishing hoe, she uses a push up bra to make her tits look bigger.

by Tankkkkkk December 18, 2021