pulling a ronin

Showing up at someones house uninvited/unannounced with a bunch of friends in your car. "Hey can we come in?"

"last night he totally pulled a ronin"

"stop pulling a ronin"

by akanna April 13, 2010

Pulling a Crossman

1. When you restate anything that was said between 5 seconds to 3 minute.
2. When you continually try to get somebodys attention even though they are either not there or you forget what you were going to say
3. You stop talking in mid sentence to fondle your elbow
4. Scream really loud while aggrooing everything you find

Guy 1: Hey we're going to go get something to eat.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds good
(30 Seconds later)

Guy 3: Hey we should go get something to eat
Guy 1 and 2: Stopt Pulling a Crossman.

by Cpt Saddlebags October 8, 2009

Pulled a Blair

Suddenly becoming so horny while in a large group of people that you must run to a bathroom or secluded area to sexually relieve yourself.

Dude #1: did you see joe launch off the couch and run to the bathroom?

Dude #2: yeah he saw katie's boobs bouncing around and had a sudden urge to relieve himself.
Dude #1: oh yeah, he pulled a Blair

by friendz!!1 November 14, 2009

pulling a jesus

pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )

tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !

by VoiceOverArtist December 5, 2009

Pull a Jason

When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade

-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!

-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning

by zongheadluvr December 7, 2009

pulling a bailey

when a girl masturbates during a movie while with her bestfriend then proceeds to look up pornography in barns and noble :)

girl 1: are you penetrating yourself?!
girl 2: uhhhhhhh
girl 1: looks like you're pulling a bailey

by crazyazzbiatch January 9, 2011

Pulling a Bernie

Falling asleep in a class while wearing sunglasses so the professor can't tell you are asleep. Named after the movie Weekend at Bernie's.

Class was so boring that Jake started Pulling a Bernie so that his teacher didnt know he was sleeping.

by Talking about the Dude here June 9, 2011