Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passive in the south. By Haley

Oh wow, Haley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding

by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022

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Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

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An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

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hands-eye coordination

The only benefit of playing video games (especially for hours on end) that children can easily mention, while all the others are the negative effects of excessive gaming

When my mom asks about all the time I spend gaming, I just tell her my hands-eye coordination is getting epic—it's the only benefit she acknowledges!

by Emotional Cruiser November 22, 2025

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A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"

Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.

by Soctor2 September 12, 2017

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