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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily acquired by immigrants with no education. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.
"Anybody has a job," Trump replied.
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024
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Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
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Testicle job

When someone plays with you're balls
Last night Betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
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brim job

When you lick the salt off a margarita it is a brim job
“Wow this margarita is full and covered in salt” -Amy
Jen: “you should totes do a brim job”
by lilpasty September 16, 2021
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bimbo job

A dead-end job with no possibility of advancement and little or no opportunity for compensation increase
He's going nowhere in that job; it's truly a bimbo job!
by Big Tummy September 8, 2018
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Cumm job

When you cumm in her mouth and she holds it in her mouth until you're ready for round 2. She then spits the cumm on your penis and jerks you off with it.
What did you do with the girl you met on tinder?

I had her give me a blow job and she followed it up with a cumm job.
by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024
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Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.
"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"
by Stevejob January 3, 2015
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