your mommas penis

it is big . . . . .and u sniff her nuts

vagina sweat

by JOHNNY SHIT TAKER October 28, 2003

my penis hurts

when ur penis is in such excruciating pain that you almost want to stop existing

obama: my penis hurts.
Leonardo DiCaprio: why?
obama: herpes

by nigger faggot 9000 April 1, 2019

raw penis law

I'll take a stab at it. Raw Penis Rule= Limit of 1-x where d/m*(AC)=x as the function approaches 1 the chances increase

KEY: d=drinks

m=mass/weight

AC=<Alcohol Content%>

Raw Penis Law For instance 10 shots tequila at 60% alcohol with a weight of 115lb yields x=.14 but the limit is 1-.14=.86 which means chances of raw dogging excellent 😀

by N3M3S1S20172017 March 3, 2018

Fluffy-dickle-penis

That time of day when the sun sets / rises and the clouds and sky turn that lovely shade of pink. This term can also be used to name that color of pink. Not just the specific time.

"I should really be getting home. Its already fluffy-dickle-penis out."

by discarded June 17, 2016

dried up penis

The sound a player named Demitry on the Realm Mug'Thol from World of Warcraft makes when he speaks.

Demitry sounded like a dried up penis when he last spoke on vent about how much he loved dajinn and stephani.

by wray May 18, 2006

Bacon Flavored Penis

Basically Its a penis that is bacon flavored. Randomly made up when me and my friends where at the movies.

I want your *Bacon Flavored Penis* or BFP

by DarkBeauty May 13, 2006

creme de la penis

Sperm. High quality Sperm.

baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.

by Rm18.K September 3, 2018