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Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
‘where my victory royale
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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DouBJrag life

Delivering on u broken justices releases anger giving little infants fighting emotions. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. People who comes from broken up homes and families living every day life in communities and other backgrounds is living the DoubJrag life. Rags that becomes rich.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 4, 2022
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Life

In other words it's disappointing. A huge disappointment.

Life is a game where everyone loses.
by Crazy lady one on one December 5, 2022
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Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name
mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again
by sir moron da great December 7, 2022
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DOUBJrag LIFE

Delivering on u beatings just released anger giving little infants fighting enemies.

Delivering on u broken justices releases anger giving little infants fighting energy.
Serpent dragon.

By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
DouBJraging rag wearing warlums doubjrag life gunslingers and HooooBJect HOMIES. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 7, 2022
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The Good Life

The Good Life is an old British sitcom broadcast from 4 April 1975 to 10 June 1978, shown on BBC1. It was written by John Esmonde and Bob Larbey, who also wrote the sitcom Please Sir! which was shown on ITV.
"Let's watch some BBC1, The Good Life might be on"
by Ziyaadjam December 7, 2022
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A Perfect Life

William Sidis apparently wrote about wanting “A perfect life.” A life of solitude. Away from the vicissitudes and monotony of normal life. (And thanks to the YouTube girl who brought this to my attention I think the name was ¿Quiblee? I don’t remember) Thomas Sowell once said “People like doing nothing because it’s the only thing you can do perfectly.” You’re exactly right Thomas.
Iam “God, it isn’t even about people using my ideas or that they have this antipathy towards me. I actually like seeing my work and likeness in the media I enjoy and I generally don’t care what people think outside of the theory behind it. But what I want is a perfect life. Which is why “what do you want?’ Isn’t a stupid question. You know that’s not the answer you want. And because it’s not the answer you want you going to refuse to accept it as a valid response. And I know that if I apply that logic to literally anything else I would suffer for it.”

Dr. Doctor Doctor-Doctor (That’s a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu reference by the way) “ThEn WhY dOn’T yOu WoRk...”

Iam “The same reason you’re withholding what I need to achieve it, Jordan. Because it’s better for everyone but me.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
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