I loaf you

Another way of saying "I love you", except SUPER LEGIT.

Julia: Hey, can you give me a ride home?
Clarissa: Yeah, no problem.
Julia: Many thanks man, I loaf you!

by QueueTips August 25, 2011

I suck at facebook

Sucking at being social. Even when it's not face to face.

I didn't realize that I sucked at Facebook!
- I suck at facebook

by eddie dounn January 23, 2009

"i meant straight"

a term commonly used to fool idiots into saying they menstruate.

A -"Where is the Bering Stray?"
B -"What's a stray?"
A -"I meant straight"

by sloney June 29, 2007

I pissed here

A common internet slang to show that a particular person had been to a particular place, and is typing so to prove it.

I pissed here, now you cant say i didn't visit your page!

by Jason Adison April 15, 2007

I swear to God

When you swear to God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend

by Sherly:) October 9, 2018

i love you

Something said in ending a long dead relationship. It's usually followed by but in this case it means "I don't want to hurt you, but i can't stand being near you, you irritate me and i dont know how long it will be before i take an axe to either one of us, please don't cry". Usually coupled with it's not you it's me

"I love you but I need time alone"
"I love you but it's not working"

by Beryl Ubergirth October 3, 2005

A I D S

Anally Inserted Death Sentence

Two gay guys engage in anal sex; in the process they give each other A I D S

by Imma PIMP August 1, 2007