one true god

both the name of a popular band and a complete illusion.

there is no one true god (except for the above mentioned, of course). this is, and will continue to be so for a very long time, a very unpopular belief. what if, most religions, we live in a universe with infinite gods, because gods keep making other gods, forever.
can you accept this perspective?

would you be happy to find out your god is not alone?
think about it.

no one true god

have a nice day,
Doug Forcett

by wokeup2this July 9, 2022

One-Run Stand

Having sex once with someone you meet at a running event or race.

I met this chick yesterday at the race and after chowing down some free food, I had a one-run stand.

by sixshooter April 6, 2010

One Nip Slip

When only one of a woman's boobs falls out of her shirt.

Did you see how low her shirt was yesterday? She almost had a one nip slip!

by bzz9695 March 23, 2010

Haunt one's castle

When someone disturbs you when you just wish your piece of mind. At home, at work, at a pub or anywhere else... Actually can mean your place.

- Can I buy you a drink?
Haunt one's castle . . .

- No, thanx. I had a bad day today. I just wanna be alone now.

- C'mon, just one drink.

_ Stop haunting my castle and leave me alone. What part of " I just wanna be alone you don't understand?!

by William Warney January 16, 2011

one-eyed chicken

male genitalia

-did you choke the one-eyed chicken last night?
-no. i choked it this morning.

by threeblindmice January 12, 2009

One Eyed Crabcake

Another word for a nasty vagina.

Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...

by ChillBilly75 December 20, 2011

pop one out

When someone leaves the room to pop a disgusting pimple.

"The date was going great, but I couldn't stop looking at her blackhead. Luckily, she noticed and went to pop one out."

by suckthisfuck666 December 19, 2014