if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.

Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."

by clivesbignight July 23, 2018

jail juice

A mix of anything containing any sort of alcohol into one refreshing beverage.

Phil decanted all the left over wines, beer, spirits and even a bottle of metholated spirits into the barrel of jail juice.

by Snoddy24 July 29, 2016

Journey juice

Bevs for any form of transport-always needed too.

Ohh Amy get the journey juice in from m&s for the train

by Teeps1 May 20, 2022

Pickle Juice

Derived from that flavor you get from oral pleasure. Salty or sweet pickle juice is different for everyone.

Man/Woman: I had a little pickle juice last night.

by Monderay May 27, 2016

SEO Juice

a word used to describe reasons to keep absolutely useless blogs and links around for "seo" purposes
a term used by someone who has no working knowledge of actual marketing techniques but rather thinks they sound smarter by using it

My name is Isbloc and I want to keep this old absolutely useless blog around for SEO juice

by amaloverit September 30, 2020

Juice box

Say it before a telling someone a secret and they can’t tell anyone.

Juice box but Yassin is hot asfk.

by Yassinytoes February 8, 2025