Puppet job

When somebody uses a puppet to jerk you off

Lamb chops was on tv, for some reason I thought about the puppeteer and wondered would it be weird is she gave me a puppet job with the ol puppet

by Tom Nehl February 11, 2022

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cock job

1. A farmer.
2. A Homosexual.
3. A stupid or contemptible person.
4. A sexual act.

1. John: I’m doing a farmer rooster cock job.
Jack: Okay.
2. Ben: Why are a lot of cock jobs?
Johnny: Don’t say that.
Ben: Why not?
Johnny: It’s homosexual.
Ben: oh.
3. Person 1: You are a cock job!
Person 2: You should not have said that.
Person 1: Sorry.
4. Person 1: I had a cock job.
Person 2: That’s disgusting!
Person 1: Sorry, I don’t know what’s a cock job!

by KB_2024 October 6, 2023

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Job central

A way to say someone doesn’t have a job

Jack: fortnite is my whole life!
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you

by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023

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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.

"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.

"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.

by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024

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snow job

A sexual act performed on another individual, where the giving partner (typically a white female) fills their mouth with ice cubes, waits until the ice cubes melt, and proceeds to expel the water into the anus of the receiving partner.

(can be done as a group activity)

Oh, you’re dating Natasha? Good for you man, I hear she gives the craziest snow jobs.

by OhMyOh August 13, 2023

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