Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.

Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean

by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024

Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.

" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"

by RaoulDukeNukem May 3, 2024

Box destroyer

Chips Regan

Chips has slayed so many boxes, he’s the ultimate box destroyer.

by -Galileo^ May 10, 2024

Shadow box

To fight an imaginary opponent or issue. Figuratively, to avoid direct confrontation or to play mind games. Featured in the song Smooth Operator by Sade (c) 1984:

Face to face, each classic case
We shadow box and double cross
Yet need the chase

by UrbanColeus May 13, 2024

blur box

When one’s Pubic hair is so long the genitalia becomes undefinable.

-Jacob brown

Bruce has a “blur box*

by Arpie 91 May 18, 2024

Boxed

When someone makes a joke and no one gets it, they've been 'boxed'

Ooh your joke bombed, you're 'boxed'

by Boxer1234 May 24, 2024

boxed

when you make a joke and in your head it's real funny, but then.....crickets

yo, man, you got boxed

by snoops08 May 24, 2024