Buried penis syndrome

When fat in the pubic area on overweight men protrudes over the penis, making it look smaller.

You better stop eating so much because over time you will get buried penis syndrome.

by El coyote January 22, 2020

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Cyborg Nigga Penis

The word you use when you waste your time on making this retarded ass definition. Most commonly used by Martin Luther King Jr, this is also used when your wife/ friend is over appreciated

"Mrs. Obama is my Cyborg Nigga Penis"

by Your mother joesph January 29, 2020

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my sexy penis

its a fucking big cock

this guy has my sexy penis, he gets so many girls fucking him so hard

by xio_lol May 28, 2020

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Small penis cal

Gay cal

Jimmy is a small penis cal

by Hey cal October 23, 2019

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Portuguese Knife-Penis

When your pocket knife comes open in your pocket and stabs you in the groin while walking.

"Dude, how did you end up in the hospital?"
"Ah, it was the ol' Portuguese Knife-Penis again."

by MeatManJones January 25, 2021

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mr big penis

a guy in a shit roadman car that's been modified to make more noises than godzillas asshole when letting one rip; as an obvious compensation for his lack of endowment.

"Damn there goes mr big penis in his super cool Ford Fiesta on his way to jobcentre"

by SRTDeity May 5, 2021

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