A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.
"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."
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N./V. the act of having one's lover or friend deficate, urinate, vomit, and/or ejaculate into the end of a crocodile mile(a slip and slide with a kid pool at the end), then sliding down, head first, with a wide open mouth, ready to enjoy all the tasty goodness.
Jon always begged me to take a dump in the crocodile mile, I had no idea he was gonna do a new orleans open sesame.
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to be granted admission one must demonstrate that they are socially misfit and academically inept as stated in the school's name. alumni stand in ardent opposition against this notion with claims of "I'm a chemistry superstar!"
another prerequisite for admission is ownership of a small, obnoxious dog with a pretentious name such as Manfred or Earnshaw.
although they have "90 state championships and counting" these really are not remarkable as they occur mostly in underwater basket weaving, marco polo, and quidditch.
to be granted admission one must demonstrate that they are socially misfit and academically inept as stated in the school's name. alumni stand in ardent opposition against this notion with claims of "I'm a chemistry superstar!"
another prerequisite for admission is ownership of a small, obnoxious dog with a pretentious name such as Manfred or Earnshaw.
although they have "90 state championships and counting" these really are not remarkable as they occur mostly in underwater basket weaving, marco polo, and quidditch.
Cool girl number 1: "Hey you go to new trevian academy for the misfit and inept?
Cool girl number 2: "Yeah wanna come over to my house after Quidditch practice? I caught the snitch for the first time today! You can help me clean up after my chihuahua Winston who pooped everywhere. Lolz"
Cool girl number 2: "Yeah wanna come over to my house after Quidditch practice? I caught the snitch for the first time today! You can help me clean up after my chihuahua Winston who pooped everywhere. Lolz"
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