Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017

Meat Puppet

A turd that wants to hang out rather then make the final drop.

I damn nearly became the marionettist to a meat puppet if I didn't finally decide to pinch it off.

by Burleyfish November 11, 2025

Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner

Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

meat buck

A term hunters use to apologize for shooting small deer

Got out for a drive today, got a meat buck. Not the biggest, but you can't eat antlers.

by Dyck Picklz April 10, 2024

meat

male penis

damn i need some meat or nobody wanna see his meat.

by mzcasa July 25, 2019

Meat ass

Meat ass is when your ass is meat or in sex someone tells you to meat ass them

“ Hey can you meat ass me”

That means to make the persons poop come out of their ass in sex with your fist.

by Hey what’s your name September 6, 2022