by Giraffeman69 November 24, 2021
When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
Used in sentences when mad af.
People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).
Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).
Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!
Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?
Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?
Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3
by Spongehand McGee September 05, 2014
by SwingingDick69 May 15, 2022
Washing hands means to smoke, usually used among underaged smokers so that they aren’t suspected of smoking
by Babywannabe January 19, 2019
by Captain Motorcycle July 11, 2022