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Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.
"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"
by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017
mugGet the Presidential-Handsmug.

Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.
When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.
by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011
mugGet the Eyes and the handsmug.

zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!
Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.
by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
mugGet the zimbabwe hand grenademug.

Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.
I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.
by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021
mugGet the Second-hand therapymug.

Invisible Hand

The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.
"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"

"That's the invisible hand at work."
by Poop McStinky November 5, 2024
mugGet the Invisible Handmug.

hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.
"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"
by panda porn December 17, 2011
mugGet the hand brandmug.

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
mugGet the Hand Tossed Tuna Saladmug.

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