dick nugget-fart head

1. a derrogatory term for a person who is rude to the furthest degree 2. a boy or man who is excrutiatingly mean or "dick-like"

Jane Doe: I can't believe he text message broke up with me!!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!

by .:nadine:. March 16, 2008

Dick in a haystack

A Dick in a haystack is a fun game that requires two people. The game starts when the pubes are longer than the penis, and the servicer must ravage through the brillo and find the serpant. Once found, suckage is a must.

Hey, before you go to work, lets play "dick in a haystack"

Hey bro, last night while i was playing on my gamecube with my other bro, just chillen, we decided to pop in a john mayer CD and play Dick in a haystack, is was fun! i liked it!

by Cristiano7 June 28, 2008

Dick Swope

The act of filacio on the male genitalia.

"I got my dick swope over at your momma's house."

by Doctor myDongLong October 22, 2008

dick'er

1. the act of giving a woman a good fuck when she needs it.

2. when a guy admits he would have sex with a girl.

example 1-

guy 1: dude, my girl has been acting like a real bitch lately.
guy 2: you just need to dick'er good. she needs a bomb fuck.

example2-
damn, that chick over there... i would totally dick'er.

by uniquelytalentedkid March 29, 2011

dick bunny

JA RULE is a dick bunny a batty man who always says he cares but is always da one making trouble

Dick bunny = Ja rule = Batty Bwoy

by teejay January 13, 2004

Dick off

An insult widely used across the hampshire county of england.

A: Do you fancy going out to the movies tonight.

B: Pffft. Dick off love.

by Rach [Dirty Irish] January 17, 2009

dick 'n' twat

His and her's.

That's the home of Dick 'n' Twat.

by DougKlast June 9, 2009