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inconvenient party go-er

Someone who only gets invited to parties at the most inconvenient times of his/her life. Usually at these parties they will meet very important people, thus making it worse.
Inviter: Hey, wanna come to my graduation party?

Invitee: Ugh, I have a fever.

Inviter: Ashton Kutcher will be there.

Invitee: Damn, I'm such an inconvenient party go-er
by thisismeallthetime June 16, 2011
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The single most extreme death metal band of all time. Demonic to the point where if you even hear them play live a giant gaping hole will form in the ground and take all the listeners to eternally suffer in the pits of hell. With White Ice on the guitar and Solomon Edibeesee as the lead vocalist (and many other useless band members who arn't near as demonic), shoelace frenzy super fun party team has managed to create many fan favorites such as "The smelter this metal", "Chocolat monopoly", "Eastern death smash", "Chamberling", and "Tiger fetus pipe", which are all so devistatingly extreme that even muttering the lyrics could turn you into a flesh eating hell angel.
I once decided to listen to a shoelace frenzy super fun party team and woke up the next morning in hell being analy raped by lawnmowers.
by White Ice March 25, 2004
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holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!

n. a general exclamation used whilst bewildered

(a variation on holy testicle tuesday!)
guy 1 - dude, did you just see like 50 asian guys in tuxedoes walk into T.G.I Fridays just now?!

Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!
by Leesus May 7, 2010
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Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.

Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”

Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”

Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!

Man 1: “Bye!!!”
by 467877fdfg March 29, 2018
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Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich
he gets paro on 2 cans
by Matthew November 26, 2003
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Tennis Boys and Tennis Toys Party

Party at which all participants, both male and female, wear tennis attire. When ever two sets of eyes meet at such a party, each person then proceed in showing, or flashing the other their private parts.
I love a good Tennis Boys and Tennis Toys Party. Those parties are so awesome. I love seeing me some titties!
by Anonymous1232145 March 28, 2010
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Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.
The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.
by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011
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