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Chelsea job

A high paying job with little or no responsibilities given to someone with little or no qualifications because of their connections.
Even though he dropped out of college, his Dad got him a Chelsea job at the bank making 6 figures.
by Vorlock September 28, 2018
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job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.
I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.
by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021
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Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022
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Bling Job

That was a sweet bling job!
by BMF90 June 23, 2010
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Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
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Jimi Job

The epitome of the Trump Derangement Syndrome mental illness who posts worthless memes on 45 while scrounging off the welfare system
Jimi Job is at it again with TDS rage on sadbook
by skinhead mick July 20, 2024
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