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John

John is very loud, but that’s only because he cares. Get into discussions with things you’re both passionate about, and they’ll be the most interesting thing you’ve talked about that day. He might not open up immediately, but if you can spend time with him, it’ll definitely be amazing.
I just spent 7 hours screaming at Mario Olympics with John and loved every second of it.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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John Ward

John Ward is an omnipresent being who boasts tremendous power and influence on the going ons in the universe. Renowned for having a bald patch on his head.
Man, that John Ward guy is scary as hell.
by FlamingBallsack69 May 24, 2024
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John Anthony

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.
by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021
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John cena

Where is john cena
by xXOPOGXx69 June 11, 2018
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John Bono

Do you know John Bono? Yes i know John he is the coolest.
by MrJvBono February 20, 2011
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John Chingleberry

Person 1: Aw, John Chingleberry!!
Person 2: where??
Person 1: At home.
by Poofungle December 7, 2025
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John

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.
Hannah the prostitute and needed John for business and money
by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019
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