Fish Actifish

A human who is deeply concerned about Fish rights after the great fish wars in ancient times. Fish were stripped of their ability to be on land, being banished to the ocean. Fish actifish think their sentence has been served.

Human #1 “Oh I love just grabbing fish out of the ocean and just eating them alive. It’s not about the flavor it’s just the joy of seeing their stupid fish brains have fear”
Human #2 “Dude not cool, Ezra is a Fish Actifish”
Ezra *fuming*

by VerticalCouchLVR July 3, 2024

Fish Sammich

Exactly the same as a Fish Sandwich, but with mayo.

Lucy made me a fish sammich last night with extra mayo.

by Mongoosedog November 22, 2010

bitmoji fishing

When somebody’s bitmoji looks really hot but they snap you a picture of them and they ugly as hell

Robbie:I’m going to add this person because their bitmoji is really cute!
Layla: *sends a picture of herself to Robbie*
Robbie: omg Layla is bitmoji fishing because her bitmoji is cute but she’s not!

by fruityana_ November 6, 2021

Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025

queer fishing

the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".

"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"

by gquia November 25, 2022

A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.

"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

Baby fish

Fish shaped marshmallow covered with chocolate.

Him “What is your favourite candy”
Her “ it’s baby fish”

by rose222 September 13, 2021