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to cheese 

To cheese someone is to place cheese on this person's head or in this person's hair. Any kind of cheese can be used for cheesing, though there is a venerable tradition of using warm, partly melted swiss or provolone.
Fuckabout 1: Go on, you have to cheese him soon!

Fuckabout 2: .... OK. <puts cheese in man's hair>

Man from Kent: You are a FUCKING DISGRACE!

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Fuckabouts 1&2: Have you seen someone who could use this food? We cheesed some high-strung geezer earlier and now we're trying to do something good for someone to make up for it.

Woman: You what?

Fuckabouts 1&2: We put cheese in a man's hair.

Woman: Oh, you cheesed him. You are a couple of fuckabouts -- it's douchy to cheese someone. You've to set your karma right by helping the homeless.
to cheese by nb c lo August 14, 2009

Cheesecake 

Sugar and fat having sex in your mouth.
Guy 1: Here, my friend, try this cheesecake.

Guy 2: I think my mouth is having an orgasm!
Cheesecake by rrrrrobotnik May 31, 2009

Cheese and crackers 

A nickname for a girl whose vagina smells of cheese and crackers. Generally after fingering cheese and crackers, the smell lingers for several hours.
Man I was with cheese and crackers last night. My fingers still reek.
Cheese and crackers by ddb92 December 7, 2009

dink cheese 

a gross distgusting ass mold that grows on a freak's penis
dude, that guy has the worst dink cheese ever!
dink cheese by treflip666 November 8, 2006

dirty cheesecake 

when you fuck a girl in the ass then pull it out and stick it in the middle of a cake and make her eat it
dude, last night i gave your girlfriend a dirty cheesecake and she liked it!
dirty cheesecake by J R Writer March 20, 2007

cheese flavoured fish fingers 

some fish fingers with melted chedder cheese on top
like on the pizza hut add: is this work of a genius or MADMAN, Genius