Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.

It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.

by Ariel777 August 27, 2009

National nut day

Any girl has to make you nut as many time as she wants

National nut day and girl has to make you nut

by Find fhfnj October 22, 2019

fuck a monkey's nut

It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.

At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.

by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009

post-nut shame test

The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.

Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.

Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test

by THEO_WILL_NO_SCOPE_U May 20, 2019

hanging from my nuts

1.A term used to describe somone who is copying the style of another and or "perpetrating der flavor".
2.A term used to describe someone who is always trying to get somthing from you, it is describing how they always seem to be "hanging from my ball/nut sack".

1.John:Dude if you was hanging from my nuts any harder you would be a second ball sack.

2.John: Man I'm tired of this fucker always coming around, he is fucking hanging from my nuts is what he is doing.

by Funk Master Steven January 14, 2006

darker than toby's nuts

Used to describe a moonless, starless night, or an object that seems to negate the very light surrounding it.

1. Little suzy...be a dear and fetch mommy's flashlight...its darker than toby's nuts out here!

by dale cooper March 2, 2005

Billy Goat Nut Tap

When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.

Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!

by Nut Shot February 3, 2014